Summary of Previously: Asher has returned from travel award to the Council relaxed and happy, but the stress of returning from vacation is around the corner. A big deal is blurred because of him and Jean-Claude and Bellemorte is out of the grace of god. What punishment will have to mind their augusta king? Capital punishment? A bit 'of spanking? Gigi d'Alessio a CD?
Soundtrack: Hell's Bells by AC / DC
penetrating Belle led the way in the dark depths of his court, avoiding bodies connected, syringes and used condoms and seriously thinking of organizing a collection door to door. The two vampires followed her in silence, wondering if their life would end that day, or if there would be back, as their Sire rant out loud trying to vent his pent incazzatura. "But I say, but it is impossible, if I tell it to those of the Council, I take the piss for at least a hundred years. There I go have that asshole of the journey that makes me the sarcastic jokes as if they pretend to touch me laugh already its shit jokes he is more powerful than me. And that stinker of Mortino? Stendetegli well as the red carpet while we're at ... maybe I should give up that filthy whore Yvette. "" Ma Belle "" Shut up Jean, I'm not talking to you but with Aldo! "Belle scratched dipiume the crest of the parrot, giving him a biscuit." What has more neurons in the beak than you have in your whole body. "Then he sighed." However you can rest assured, I will not again undergo the process of pest control ... "" Where are we going my lord? "" Oh our dear Asher deigns to speak. And then bestow these pearls. Where do you think we're going? At a picnic? On a school trip? At the mall? Oh, but now I understand the eyes and grim Faccini worried ... you are afraid! Do you think your mother wants you bother? "The two fellas exchanged a fleeting glance scared to go back to the cold eyes of an ordinance. "Actually ..." "We do not want to bother?" Asher asked. "I do not know what, my unhealthy offspring, but reasons of mere convenience and not let me. I can not dry up because Jean-Claude lose a bargaining chip too important." "Sigh." Sighed Jean-Claude. "I'm just a man covered ..." The vampire snorted. "I wish I were an item! Unfortunately speak! Asher And I can not bother you because otherwise I would go Para and god only knows how useless it is a bitch who does not concentrate and pretend bad orgasms. "" Ma Belle "replied Jean-Claude inflating his chest." In addition to Ball's more! "exclaimed Bellemorte in laughter. "Really? Men! What the hell do they want from me? Love?" In the deathly silence that followed the vampire's left eyebrow is arched dangerously. "I'm laughing at my joke." "Sorry. We had not seen the hunchback. Ah. Ah. Ah. "" So where are we going? "Churches Jean-Claude after giving a kick to Quasimodo.'s Fine winked mischievously. "Mhuamhuamhuamhua hell! Where else?" "For the fangs of Dracula!" Cursed Asher. "At your holiday village?" "Of course, idiot. And remember to pay your ticket!" Jean-Claude began to fondle the body parts he cared more than hoping it was not the last time I saw them. "Sigh ... at least it's return ..."
Asher had the decency to appear distressed and tried to make nice gesture, probably in an attempt not to alienate completely the sympathy of readers not masochistic: "Come on, Belle, let it be the small You know that's not his fault. "
"Ashyyy carinooo as you are! This you did not want to see me crying and begging me to sign on the calendar. "said Jean-Claude halfway between emotion and irony.
"But bad ass, you think what you had to give a prize? As if it was foreseeable that Mr. I've never been rejected here would react with one of his usual emo crisis instead of going by your secretary to get the papers reprint of shit ".
"Ufffffaaaa, I will take advantage of me because I'm a sadistic little hysterical and black."
"Shut Asher" said the other two in the choir and the parrot, musing sadly about why he could not go to places like everyone else. Meanwhile, in a glowing Musette Evening stilts and an ostrich boa waiting for them at the entrance to an amusement park very special. "Gentlemen Venghino venghino! Visit Torture Park! Amazing attractions, spectacular shows, special effects, more real than reality! Do not stay in the skin. Literally! "Belle nodded pleased then turning to the two vampires stared at the entrance with stolid expression. "Where do we start guys? And please get out from the face that look stupid then I remember the photo is not good. "Complained the sire and rattled the flash and a mechanical voice warned them that they could withdraw their souvenirs in the recovery, provided that they survived . "How about the chair mediaset Sign?" "What's that?" Peeps timidly Jean-Claude. Bellemorte yawned ostentatiously before answering. "A restraint chair where you are forced to stand with eyes open and see a repetition only Mediaset." Even rai. "He added Musette. "Both are the same ..." "Horror !!!!" they said in unison Asher, Jean-Claude and Aldo. "Do you prefer the island of suicide?" The Churches sourdre de sang. "I mean a room with sand, sound of the sea, sunrises and sunsets on sensory movies and soundtrack 30 seconds to Mars. So far, the record of survival was four days, after which the victim did not resist the lure of the sun. "Musette He hastened to add that without someone had requested the information surplus. Asher Golden raised his eyebrows. "Beautiful, very emotional." Emo but permanently. "Bellemorte commented, shaking his head." Jean-Claude unable to withstand even ten minutes. "" And what's Musette, "asked the latter indicating a small guillotine beside the more canonical size version. "The guillotine?" "Not that great, that small! E 'Valentina? "" Yes, "said Musette. "The uses for the dolls?" Continued Jean-Claude intrigued. "No." They replied in chorus Bellemorte, Musette and the Asher. Jean-Claude scratched his head, uncertain whether to give voice to the confusion and risk to look bad or shut up. Then he decided that he could not get any worse and might as well remove his whim. "And then for cos-" Suddenly enlightened understanding of the immense. "Oh. It takes that little thing and make our little thing in that little hole ... "
" and Zack, you check the tip! "Completed Musette drooling.
"I remembered that I already have at home, I'm sorry." "Nonsense ... just grows back!" A Chios Bellemorte extremely bored. "Enough!" He broke Asher unwise, given the precariousness of the situation. "You have made me want to self-inflicted a bull of Phalaris, or a nice wheel of misfortune or a healthy beat the soles of the feet. Belle Christ's sake, but something traditional is not it? "Meanwhile, poor Jean-Claude was trying desperately to enter the island of suicide, but was taken over by the collar by an ever-attentive Musette. "I see you dismember unfortunate for the Council has made in a boring conservative dear Asher. If I also become Republican term you seriously. "Thundered the Lord about to explode." You want tradition? It is tradition. Musette? Pass me the trunk of rosewood in the closet. "The corpse factotum already turned white if possible even more. "What?" "Yes, my dear." Grinned Belle. "Just" that "."
Au \u200b\u200brevoir
Parody of No rest for the wicked of Morgana71, written with Ricciolineri . There is profit. The names of some characters belong to Laurell Hamilton. These environments belong to various Whitewolf. The original characters belong to Morgana.
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